Bitch, just take a seat…

14 Mar

  1. Unless you have a car sickness issue which requires you to sit in a specific seat in the vehicle, nobody cares whether you sit in the front or the back… Actually, now that I think about it, I believe it’s law that someone of your age wears a seat belt. If that is a five-passenger vehicle, then you should sit in the back. You don’t won’t the po-po on you for not being properly restrained in the vehicle.
  2. Again, now that I think about it, you actually spend the majority of your in-car time sitting on the headrest of the backseat/the trunk so, for arguments sake, you kind of copped out and chose not to sit in either the backseat nor the frontseat. You chose some kind of nonseat to sit in. Also, quit singing about where you should sit while you are already currently sitting.
  3. Did you really sing about a bowl of cereal? Did that seem like a good idea when you recorded the song? “Yes, of course! This is what pop music has been missing – references to both cereal and the bowls in which cereal is eaten!”
  4. “We we we so excited”? We we we should have gotten ourselves to English class as we’ve obviously missed some pretty inportant information regarding verbs and contractions.
  5. Who the hell is the guy rapping? Is he the chaperone?
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